Dear Reader,

How are you today? I’m feeling a little pissy about my most recent flight experience.

I've been flying basically all my life. Since I was two I believe. Mostly domestic back and forth between family members but in the past few years lots of international. Recently I just came back from a month long trip to Tokyo(another blog post you can read after this one), and my flight experience both going and coming back was just absolutely atrocious. No names will be changed for privacy because fuck you Southwest. Now after these experiences I decided it was time to share a few of my personal tips and suggestions for all new fliers whether you're international or domestic.